Ain't nobody cutting my dogs balls off

Me and Jene was in PetCo yesterday when we were approached at the checkout by the editor of Critters Magazine. Let me tell you she was a fruitcake and then some Well she asked if she could take my wife's little mutt Sue Bear off her hands she just loved wiry hair terrier's then looks down at my big blue male Romeo and asked if he was fixed I came off quick with that answer NO!!!! well she said she had a soft spot for APBT's and that they needed to be fixed if not a male can get in to a lot of trouble and he has so much testosterone he was headed down the wrong path well she went out to her car to get us a copy of her magazine and i told my wife this lady doesn't know it but my dog's balls are worth more than her foreign made POS car ain't nobody whacking my dogs balls off well in she come with her prissy attitude and looked at me and said well i know if you fix your dog its like you have been fixed then looked at my wife and said talk him into it please I wanted to tell her to take her magazine and stick it up her you know what and go drive her car into a wall but...... I was nice and totally ignored the witch and thought her life must really suck to show so much interest in a strangers dog's balls GO GET A LIFE NUMNUTS