Who needs enemies with friends like ours

2day was an interesting day to say the least Me and my wife finally got our stuff back from christian and megan let me tell you a little bit about them megan is the friend of jene who we let in our home when she left her husband told us that he was homosexual and preceded on having an affair with 2 or 3 firefighters christian is her husband who is an EMT for the county and thinks that he is all hot shit when he aint nothing but a warm fart when i found out what was happening i told her she had to leave now they got back together she got pregnant and they seem to be trying to work it out well my wife wanted to hang around them again and i did not think this was a good idea because i know trouble when I see it but i told her go ahead well while hanging out she let her borrow 3 Wii games a rifle for the Wii and all 4 books in the twilight series they went on vacation and my wife agreed on watching a duck and 2 rabbits for about 4 days we ended up keeping them for 3 weeks and they never once acted like we had them they did not ever come to pick them up well i called them to ask them to come pick them up and megan thought i was Jene and got her prissy attitude this attitude is one reason i dont like her her daddy or her husband aint got enough gumption or backbone to give her a grand ass whippin with a belt like she needs well this turned into a 3 day argument and they preceded to play this BS game of not giving it back and I told them I was on the way with the law christian laughed and said i work for the county who do you think they gonna believe little does the boy know i have family and friends in county law enforcement and the local FBI and he was moments from losing his county job and going to jail he told me i have you threatening to kill me WRONG all i told him is give me 15 minutes of your time and i will beat your butt in the ground well they threw all of our stuff across the yard tore up half of it before hand and thought it was funny to do other peoples stuff like that and get away with it I DON'T THINK SO in the middle of this i called megan's father to let him know i was going to take a warrant out for her and christian's arrest them 2 preceded to keep calling me and could not let it go like grown ups well megans father called me back and told me he heard me threatening his kids and if anything happened to them he would come looking to see me well like I told him Mr Howard I aint hard to find and their was no threatening just because megan called my mother whom was taken away from this world abruptly 2 years ago a lard ass and was glad she died and she was no good for nothing on this world i told them that christians butt was mine and I am swearing here and now when I see that boy wont nothing stop me from beating the living hell out of him he is a coward so as of now this is over but when i do see him again he will feel my pain and he wont take it as a loss he will take it as a lesson